Unmade

so i saw the movie
snakes on a plane
for the first time
yesterday.

i didn't think it
was really scary.
more creepy
and corny.

but hilarious in an unintentional way.

my family and i placed bets on who would die.

i won, with the dog and the snobby guy.
my dad lost, with the rapper and mr. samuel.

everybody knows that mr.jackson can't die
until he's had a chance
to say

"i've had it with these mutha*bleep*ing snakes on this mutha*bleep*ing plane.
now i'm gonna open some *bleep*ing windows."